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The Unborn

After unspeakably long gestation, I am finally here (led by feelings of guilt, the insistence of Egon, fancazzismo endemic, incurable hatred towards the horror we propinano nowadays) to give birth review of yet another film of poor quality syrup to save us the torment you, loyal fans. Note: I spent the verve with shrewd humorous references to motherhood corsivettati in the first sentence - the heat, you know, makes me Financo less cheerful than usual. Therefore, from now on you have a cold record consists of the cinematic experience by seeing the horror cul (the "t" is not only unnecessary but misleading, see below) from the title, as you might guess, The Unborn.

Together, then, fellow - much more captivated me from the general - and particularly intoxicated by love for film only attraction at the sight of the promising poster (when camped and uninhibited babe sodissimi the buttocks of the protagonist, and only margin - right - appeared the pestiferous Jumby , what wants to be born, now etc etc) - ingrifato, in short, as is appropriate, and provided with plenty of confidence, I went in the room. Following an hour and a half in which the poor story unfolds on the screen without a jolt that one - hint to the producers of horror: when you want to jump on the chair NOT notify the public systematically with jingle and shot him to a standard that is the evil monster to do "bu." If not then people expect it. It 's the 21st century, we are all savvy, blablabla. The gist of the story (indeed, very little) can be summarized as follows:

• the usual handful of producers with no shred of quality meets in plenary session, and after - presumably - 120 hours of intense brainstorming, offers the fateful genius: let's make a horror. Wow. But beware!, There is the novelty. The topic: the unborn babies, children who do not want to give birth. In essence, the first horror abortion in living memory. Shiver, progressivism, Welcome to the age-Obama;

• the protagonist (babe appropriately waved to the audience) is young and naive, and you see the world plunged into a nightmare when several disturbing visions of the face while jogging: a particularly frightening Botolo fat-faced man and the son of the neighbors that the team horny;

• follows epiphany Maino's eponymous, unique taste that manifests in the appearance ("bu", systematic) preferably from the mirror in the bathroom when the girl is checking her scantily clad in the evening - bravo!, encore!;

• investigating the apparent calm of the family past, she suddenly remembers that his mother died in an asylum, ravaged by the madness, the grandmother he never knew who he was, there are several things that do not fit (a brother? I had a twin brother who was never born? Come on?), the father, on the other hand, if you give a damn high, and rightly so engrossed in his work (a bit 'of ethics, for God's sake!)

• is revealed that his grandmother is alive and well, even if vaguely troubled by events in the past: she had been in concentration camp (Ah, the other ingredient is new! Horror Holocaust-themed!), where dr. Mengele (voila, more original), experimenting with gay, had bonded twin brother (daje. ..), thus opening the door to a typical embodiment of a demon (so it seems) the imaginary Jewish - the dybbuk ;

• which dybbuk, obstinate to death, then pursued by the same family for generations, in search of another vehicle by which slip into the world of the living - you can apparently get hold of anyone who is within range, but only pro tempore , and would much rather have someone indefinitely (it has to be one of the twins, mah), and fatefully chooses our heroine (Bravo, again!) - a gift which would lead a temper, but also the deep blue eyes shining (the always valid Mengele had achieved the goal, finally, the influence of Arian jew)

• enters the great Gary Oldman in the role of a rabbi and progressive svogliatissimo, who at first refuses to help the girl with an exorcism Kabbalistic (here, here's the news!), but then - haunted by guilt and visions of her lower back - portrayed his position, recruit the necessary help of a friend of his color basketball coach (giuro!) and a dozen other extras unwise, and is preparing to remove for ever the devil;

• the thing, of course, costs a juicy toll and assorted aches, but fails. If only the young, in a finale that really can to not surprise as few times in history, discovers she is pregnant: guess what? Twins! We await developments. But no.

There could be more to say. You try to revive a dead person before birth (while we're on the subject) to misrepresent quotes from classics of the genre - but any attempt at serious landslide miserably in front of the scene where an old semi-paralyzed and stunned (close to my grandmother's secret room nursing home) is fun zompettare the corridors at night, loosely imitating the pace up the stairs he made famous The Exorcist . The moral that it takes, unequivocally, that is a bit 'of possession does wonders for rheumatoid arthritis - and for various forms of dementia. The rest of the cast is composed of people who clearly deserve to end up murdered (see canonical stupid friend of the protagonist, slain by the little guy next door, however, that clearly is evil inside of her, and possession in the end it's all an excuse) or fuck it beautifully. Oldman is exemplary in this respect - but, if anything, will not sell the usual "Have faith and you will save." What, then, is not true. Everybody knows that.

Moral: Jews, bad guys, abortions and peck their own demons. Maybe I I am wrong. Maybe it's not a horror so progressive.

PS: a prayer from the heart. Just mention Mengele in error. Now he starred in the most drama of Count Dracula and Frankenstein's monster put together. Would it be worth remembering that this is not a bad comic book - on a small effort.

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The Unborn

In a sentence: "IlMaiNato was better," referring to SanValentinoDiSangue3D - I do not know, indeed: here have high ambitions as well, which is unforgivable ...
Sconsigliatissimo: to anyone who is not afraid more for a "bu" announced. And not satisfied with a few shots of the backside of the protagonist. At least one, plenty!
Rating: kkkk