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Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D

I have to admit it. I would not be intrigued by "Journey to the Center of the Earth" in the title if some esprit de finesse had not added the word "3D". Three dimensions! How long since I went to see a movie in three dimensions! The last time happened to Eurodisney with a short Landis called "Captain Eo", where Michael Jackson still black, struggling without fear that dropped the nose. But the first (and only) to the cinema was a few years earlier: "Nightmare 6 - the end", however true ugliness that could get worse in the final sequences, when it was with deep thanks to the prodigious spectacles. Well, glasses: more than just another dreary cardboard frames with plastic instead of colored lenses. Very good, at most, for those who want to enjoy a solar eclipse, though indispensable: no, all the characters would look like Pizza Margherita, that of "Spaceballs."
Today, however, times have changed. The glasses are no longer cartoon but plasticatissimi and hyper style ironworker. Will cost one euro more on the price of the ticket, but it's worth it because you subscribed to the multiplex well as generous trailer in three dimensions (all figures, however). You just have to come into the room, approach the officer scazzatissimo fun, and take over, in sealed bag, the magic tools. Wear and enjoy. But then, please, please return, because in times of crisis you do not give her anything, and it is a sin. Those were once pret-a-porter.
Plot. Eh, let's face it: the history, at least that good, he has already written Verne, then do a wrong to him, you and some more analytical reviewer (any reference to Stantz is purely coincidental) if you tell it to word for word . I therefore limit myself to the essentials: there is a seismologist failed (the probable Brendan Fraser), placed there, in spite of himself, his grandson thirteen years at home for a few days. Along with a volley of insults of the deal kid (voiced by a 35 year-old mysteriously, perhaps to suggest the presence of the infantile maturity uncle), the box also comes a with the personal effects of his brother, the father of pain in the ass, who died in mysterious circumstances during an expedition in Iceland. Among a yo-yo and some ridiculous contraption, our hero discovers the presence of oily and greasy edition of "Journey to the Center of the Earth Verne, glossed with strange hieroglyphics - go to understand the case - recall verbatim the his scientific research. Excited by the coincidence, decided to go with his nephew to Iceland, all taken from the fanaticism of his predecessor: his brother, in fact, was a Verne, which is a bizarre individual believes that Verne's stories are true, and that exists beneath our feet indeed another world, not - as you know for centuries - the circles of Dante.
he arrived, he meets un'autoctona very pretty, she also involved in relationships inconvenient fact is the daughter of a sort of post-litteram Chester Copperpot, who died a few years, and also - alas - Verne hard. Among a yellowed page and another (rest in peace, Jules), the three decide to march to shed light on theories scombicchierate visionaries. And here begins the fun (?). The film, in fact, throughout the first part focuses on the gullibility of Fraser, which is drawn on top of the lightning, then generates a landslide, trapping him and his fellow sufferers in a cave Finally, try to take them out of giving, inevitably, wrong and dangerous suggestions.
The moral of the result is intuitive: Verne's theories are ultraviolet, so our find themselves actually very warm in the center of the Earth, facing upstairs creatures that are extinct for centuries, or at best considered in the books (fiction) science. Meanwhile also found the remains of the hero's brother, will face risks of any sort, and manage to rise to the surface, falling on the slopes of Vesuvius.
you ask and the 3D? Well, not cheating. After a string of warnings (Fraser, who spits on him, a colleague of Fraser, who draws a meter, yo-yo that plunges you in the face), get the show: truck died on the tracks, fungoni Gigantone, neon birds, flying fish toothed (great for playing baseball), stones suspended and, last but not least, Tyrannosaurus rex, which will save You Showers, more and better than Fraser. In short, a rimasticatura Indiana Jones, or rather certain businesses of Nicholas Cage, embellished with some holes in the script (the backpacks of the characters disappear and reappear magically, as needed) and an absolute gem, announced in the trailer: Fraser, renowned biologist who saw a seething river of bright red, "is lava." Thanks, I understood even in two dimensions.
INFORMATION
Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D
In a sentence: "I go to Google to 9000 meters"
Sconsigliatissimo:
to anyone who saw the performance of Fraser in "The Mummy" was holding the mummy.
Rating: KK (warning: if you wear glasses, become four )

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